There is one mini muffin left in the box at work,
One mini muffin all alone,
I know it has calories in it I shouldn’t consume,
but I’m desperate to give it a home.
I’ve called it Graham – you see my thinking is,
I won’t eat it if I think it a friend,
But none of my other acquaintances contain chocolate chips,
My will power has started to bend….
Thursday 4th October 2007, 4:30pm.
Sorry Graham, I really did try,
and I did make it till half past four!
Problem is you were the only one left,
…and small… and now I want more….