{"id":418,"date":"2011-05-27T17:53:25","date_gmt":"2011-05-27T16:53:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/?p=418"},"modified":"2011-05-27T17:53:25","modified_gmt":"2011-05-27T16:53:25","slug":"the-dangers-of-being-home-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/?p=418","title":{"rendered":"The dangers of being home alone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_2900-pola-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-419\" title=\"IMG_2900-pola\" src=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_2900-pola-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"436\" height=\"531\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_2900-pola-1.jpg 1392w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_2900-pola-1-247x300.jpg 247w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_2900-pola-1-842x1024.jpg 842w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_2900-pola-1-768x934.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_2900-pola-1-1264x1536.jpg 1264w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_2900-pola-1-300x365.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_2900-pola-1-850x1033.jpg 850w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 436px) 100vw, 436px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">There are certain dangers associated with being left in one&#8217;s house on ones own. This includes (although please note this list is not exhaustive) :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">1) The potential for severe dehydration due to absence of resident tea maker<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">2) Chronic delay in the removal of nightwear<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">3) The potential for an extended period in the bathroom during which time an experiment to seek alternative uses for shaving foam presents itself as a worthy and compelling challenge<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">4) Vertigo from an expedition to the loft in which to locate a reversible\u00a0jumper<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">5) An addiction to programming whereby someone is either building a house, buying a house, selling a house, decorating a house, auctioning a house, buying something to go in a house, auctioning or selling something from within their house, or is called &#8216;House&#8217; (I do like Hugh Laurie).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">6) Causing oneself an allergic reaction from trying to de-limescale and sanitise the porcelain simultaneously<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">7) Temporary blindness due to misdirection of squirter button on iron<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">8 ) Relapsing into to single behaviours including the preparation of alternative foodstuffs<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_5490-pola-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-420\" title=\"IMG_5490-pola\" src=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/IMG_5490-pola-1-246x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"246\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Wishing you a pleasant bank holiday, and if you happen to be spending it alone, stay safe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are certain dangers associated with being left in one&#8217;s house on ones own. This includes (although please note this list is not exhaustive) : 1) The potential for severe dehydration due to absence of resident tea maker 2) Chronic delay in the removal of nightwear 3) The potential for an extended period in the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[29,64,65,88],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","tag-a-little-bit-different","tag-house","tag-hugh-laurie","tag-shaving-foam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}