{"id":706,"date":"2012-03-07T14:36:19","date_gmt":"2012-03-07T13:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/?p=706"},"modified":"2012-03-07T14:36:19","modified_gmt":"2012-03-07T13:36:19","slug":"part-1-things-that-slightly-concern-me-wednesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/?p=706","title":{"rendered":"Part 1: Things that slightly concern me, Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tI have many dear friends who are currently expecting, and I really would like to be there for them and offer my support in their hour(s) of need. Indeed I am not at all adverse to nappy changing, feeding, bouncing, twirling, putting it in a box until it stops crying, or force feeding it tixylix. What I would welcome however, is some advice on how to be there for my companions who might suffer from a seemingly common misconception of new parents, that their new born is in fact a farmyard animal. I have included some examples below:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby1-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-707\" title=\"Baby sheep\" src=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby1-1.png\" alt=\"Baby sheep\" width=\"284\" height=\"427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby1-1.png 284w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby1-1-200x300.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 284px) 100vw, 284px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This poor parent has obviously been led to believe they have taken ownership of a sheep-come-fairy. Please note the slightly dazed look on the child&#8217;s face as it struggles to come to terms with being turned out to pasture.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby2-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-708\" title=\"Pig Baby\" src=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby2-1.png\" alt=\"Pig Baby\" width=\"384\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby2-1.png 384w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby2-1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby2-1-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This unsuspecting child, I fear, may belong to parents that are also confused as to what sort of livestock it is. We can only take heed from the fact that it is possibly temporarily oblivious to the situation.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby7-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-709\" title=\"Lion baby\" src=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby7-1.png\" alt=\"Lion baby\" width=\"453\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby7-1.png 453w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby7-1-300x212.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 453px) 100vw, 453px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This child is obviously owned by ambitious parents who have disregarded the farm animal potential of their child completely, and have just gone straight in there with one of the &#8216;big cats&#8217;. Now is that a look of contentment? Is the bow too tight? Or is the child demonstrating that it doesn&#8217;t yet possess the motor skills to remove this ridiculous example of millinery?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby4-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-710\" title=\"Mohican baby\" src=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby4-1.png\" alt=\"Mohican baby\" width=\"480\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby4-1.png 480w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby4-1-300x216.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This one I find particularly disturbing, largely to the fact I can not think what this represents other than a skunk. Is this really a label you want to saddle your child with from an early age?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby5-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-712\" title=\"Sheep Baby 2\" src=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby5-1.png\" alt=\"Sheep Baby 2\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby5-1.png 420w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby5-1-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here we have another variation on a theme. I believe the positioning of the ears however throws off the whole aesthetic.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby61-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-713\" title=\"Shark baby\" src=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby61-1.png\" alt=\"Shark baby\" width=\"282\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby61-1.png 282w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby61-1-201x300.png 201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 282px) 100vw, 282px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Little comprehension of potential ramifications of taking it swimming.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby3-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-714\" title=\"Yoda\" src=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby3-1.png\" alt=\"Yoda\" width=\"437\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby3-1.png 437w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Baby3-1-300x205.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 437px) 100vw, 437px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Professes to be Yoda. I suspect of IBM heritage.<\/p>\n<p>So here we have but a few examples that underline my concerns as to what might be facing my friends and their offspring in the coming weeks and months. I can only hope that I may be able to assist in directing them away from apparel likely to lead to the confusion of their new arrivals in later life.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Elephant-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-728\" title=\"Elephant\" src=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Elephant-1.png\" alt=\"Elephant\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Point in hand. Has &#8216;Single, Sys Admin&#8217; written all over it.<\/p>\n<p>All considered however, it does at least solve one mystery for me that has been another point of distraction for a number of years &#8211; why we send cards to parents displaying such sentiments as:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Its-a-girl-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-715\" title=\"It's a girl\" src=\"http:\/\/ukweb1.netvis.co.uk:8082\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Its-a-girl-1.png\" alt=\"It's a girl\" width=\"303\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Its-a-girl-1.png 303w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Its-a-girl-1-227x300.png 227w, https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Its-a-girl-1-300x396.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 303px) 100vw, 303px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a public information service. Perhaps more effective if given the prefix &#8216;FYI&#8217;?\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have many dear friends who are currently expecting, and I really would like to be there for them and offer my support in their hour(s) of need. Indeed I am not at all adverse to nappy changing, feeding, bouncing, twirling, putting it in a box until it stops crying, or force feeding it tixylix&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}