{"id":83,"date":"2007-10-04T16:44:47","date_gmt":"2007-10-04T15:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/?p=83"},"modified":"2007-10-04T16:44:47","modified_gmt":"2007-10-04T15:44:47","slug":"the-fate-of-graham","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alittlebitdifferent.com\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"The fate of Graham"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/a>Thursday\u00a04th October 2007,11:27am.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n

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There is one mini muffin left in the box at work,<\/p>\n

One mini muffin all alone,<\/p>\n

I know it has calories in it I shouldn’t consume,<\/p>\n

but I’m desperate to give it a home.<\/p>\n

I’ve called it Graham – you see my thinking is,<\/p>\n

I won’t eat it if I think it a friend,<\/p>\n

But none of my other acquaintances contain chocolate chips,<\/p>\n

My\u00a0will power has started to bend….<\/p>\n

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Thursday\u00a04th October 2007, 4:30pm.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Sorry Graham, I really did try,<\/p>\n

and I did make it till half past four!<\/p>\n

Problem is you were the\u00a0only one left,<\/p>\n

…and small… and now I want more….\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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